#java monster mean bean

[vanillayoteart]

You see if my heart is racing and my mind is active, I don't have time to be sad

[i-set-my-autism-on-fire]

Caramel frappe extra extra extra caramel

As long as it's cold and sweet and caramel I'll probably love it

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

[moonlightcookie]

downside of loving to try new drinks: paying for a drink u dont like :(

[xxbvtt3rflyb0yxx]

Pancakes made with Java monster mean bean killer brew instead of water/milk

that’s so awesome omg i need to try that :0

[nyxianfalls]

I realized that I asked Prometheus for advice. I didn't ask for practical or reasonable advice...

So he told me to make more reckless decisions to get the job done at all costs.....

We mayyyyyyy have taken our Adderall, B12, Methylpholate, an entire Monster Java Mean Bean, and half a Tweaker energy shot...... We got a significant bit of our schoolwork done though.....

-Jayden

[diary-of-a-loser-boy]

Pancakes made with Java monster mean bean killer brew instead of water/milk

OMG?!? WAS IT GOOD???

[oscillating-fan-whore5]

Pancakes made with Java monster mean bean killer brew instead of water/milk

Lowk....... like.... curse me, but that sounds really freaking good. Caffiene pancakes made of coffee drink. God I need that rn

Do they taste good?

[ladystardustblack]

the Monster energy drinks I think each Marauder would drink

Sirius: I feel like it’d be expected that he drinks the original, but he totally drinks ultra strawberry dreams because it’s pink and more unexpected. (Drinks the white can when he feels like switching up)

Remus: The Java Mean Bean because Sirius once got it for him when he was up late studying, “A mean bean for my mean bean…get it?” He’s also convinced there’s extra caffeine in them. (can be seen drinking the original too, honestly as long as he has a beverage)

Peter: pipeline punch bc he needs to grow the fuck up

James: Drinks the juices because “they’re juice they must be healthier” (they’re not, and Remus rolls his eyes every time)

[sceneweekly]

What's your favorite Monster Flavor?

Hello Scene kids, Emos, Energy drink Connoisseurs, Caffeine Addicts, and all others! I haven't done anything fun on the blog in a while so tell me your favorite monster flavor <3

I'll be dividing the flavors into 4 categories (the way they separate them on the official website) & at the end I'll put the 4 top flavors (or more if there's a tie) in a final head to head!

Here is the Monster Energy Java category:

[pizza-let-loose]

I have never drank a monster before, so I googled java mean bean which was the monster thst the anon gave c00lkidd,and apparently, that's a coffee. No wonder he's so hyper, but maybe all monsters make kids hyper I never drank one so I won't know

As someone who avoids energy drinks like the plague I don't know what they do so i just made him hyper

[extervus]

Things consumed today after my wisdom tooth extraction that I had to go under for this morning:

Two protein shakes (one strawberry, one vanilla hours later)

Fuck ton of water throughout the day

About a third or so of my boyfriend's Gatorade Fast Twitch (cool blue flavor)

Another third of my Monster Java Mean Bean

Multiple spoonfuls of cottage cheese that I ravenously ate straight out of the tub (at this point I hadn't eaten anything solid for almost 24 hours)

Mushroom soup made with beef broth and tomato puree that, perhaps unsurprisingly, had tiny mushroom chunks in it so I had to very carefully chew those with my front teeth

[vxmpy-pawz]

Pancakes made with Java monster mean bean killer brew instead of water/milk

ooooo yummers

[eroswmorals]

the monster energy flavors ive tried and how much i like them(based on flavor and can color)cus i like lists and im autistic:

Ultra Fiesta Mango (10/10 oh my god no notes you taste like a caffeinated orgasm and the can is sweet)

Ultra Vice Guava (10/10 It's sweet but not unbearably so and fruity and not too heavy flavor wise and has the prettiest can by far)

Mango Loco Monster Juice (9/10 tastes great, I like the juice but, but it gives me a snotty feeling in the back of my throat so it's not my favorite but the can is sick and it's cool)

Ultra Strawberry Dreams (8/10 just cus strawberry isn't my favorite flavor ever but it's not too heavy and it doesn't give me the snotty feeling in the back of my throat some monster drinks do so that's a win and the can is super pretty and I like using it for crafts)

Ultra Peachy Keen (8/10 the can is like okay, and it tastes pretty good!! Was my favorite monster for awhile)

Ultra Paradise (7/10 I had no idea what it was since it didn't really specify on the can, but after tasting it it's kind of like sour apple which was pretty good. The can is fun altho it doesn't have any remarkable patterns but it's a pretty shade of green and the flavor was good)

Original Monster (7/10 this was my favorite for the longest bc I didn't realize monster got better than this, it kinda tastes like a melted popsicle but the can is awesome)

Mean Bean Java Monster (6/10 just not particularly remarkable, but if I want coffee in a can with cream it's pretty good like nothing bad about it but not exceptional. The can is kinda boring but it's fitting since it's just coffee.)

Aussie Lemonade Monster Juice (6/10 would be a 4/10 cus I don't really like lemonade but the can is fucking rad)

Pacific Punch Monster Juice (5/10 it's just kind of red food dye and taurine but the can is cool ig)

Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red (3/10 tastes waaaay too sweet for my liking I hate how it tastes but I love the can.)

The cans were a factor cus i make shit out of them so yeah

[presidentofbridges]

I can see why Sam likes Monsters now. The Java Monster, Mean Bean. It's actually pretty good.

I can't believe that its business have been running throughout the death stranding. I wonder who the manufacturer is and where are they. But I wouldn't be surprised if we are processing it ourselves. I have lost touch of society, haven't I?

[arrowheadedbitch]

It seems that Java Monster is my new crutch

I've dranken it twice in the past week (I haven't drank any monster in months, I don't drink it or really any caffeine super often), once when I thought I failed a class (it was literally the lowest grade you can get and still pass, surprisingly *didn't* make me feel that much better! 😀) so I drank an Irish Creme Monster and a second time this morning when I broke my pinky toe nail off at 3am and still had to walk to class at 9 in the morning, so I stopped and bought a Mean Bean on the way

I.can see this quickly becoming a pattern

I already bought a new flavor to try next time I'm sad....or have an exam whichever comes first

[omgkalyppso]

I was tagged by @boghermit in a Get To Know You thing.

Three Some Ships:

☆ Étoile (tav oc) x Astarion (et al)

☆ Faedolyn (byleth oc) x Claude x Lorenz x Hilda x Avery (shez oc)

☆ Meldiara (dragonborn oc) x Teldryn Sero x Caryalind Thallery (I have 2 WIPs that will probably never see the light of day on my phone)

☆ Wylla (dragonborn oc) x Aranea Ienith

☆ Kira Nerys x Odo

☆ Jadzia Dax x Worf

☆ Elim Garak x Julian Bashir

☆ Alfira x Lakrissa

☆ Miss Vanessa Ives x season one (and maybe two) Ethan Chandler

☆ Miss Vanessa Ives x season two John Clare

Last Film:

☆ It was Jujutsu Kaisen 0 but does that count as a film? Otherwise it was NOPE some months ago.

Currently Watching:

☆ JJK as well. But also! I finally finished Penny Dreadful. And while it's been a while since I've watched these other things, also Star Trek Discovery, Leverage and rewatching Star Trek DS9.

Currently Reading:

☆ Nothing. I keep restarting old favorites. The Fellowship Of The Ring most lately.

Currently Playing:

☆ Baldur's Gate 3. Obsessively.

Currently Consuming:

☆ Mean Bean Java Monster. v-v

Currently Craving:

☆ A hug. Mango juice. Wanderlust, someone give me somewhere to go.

I'll tag @vlwv , @lucius-the-sinful , @allycryz , @recurringwriter and You.